"Take a bit out of life"
"This green apple is fresh and very popular"
"It makes you unlifting and yammy."
And this closet sheet is hard to sip, so be careful when drinking it.
And, in an unrelated note, here is my mother-in-law, Peggy's first attempt at eating sushi - ever. How many Americans say that their first taste of sushi was in Japan?
She liked everything but the shrimp roll with wasabi... not that I blame her. I am not a fan of that spicy stuff, either.